According to Lefts, Ten Guns Fired Themselves and Injured 10 People in One Day in Portland


Portland (Antifastan), police-reported that ten guns shot ten people in a 24-hour span beginning Friday night, Memorial Day weekend. There have currently been no gun arrests.

Let’s look at the weekend events in which guns shot themselves into ten victims during ten instances.

  • 05/27/2022, 2:57 a.m. A physical confrontation between a group of people resulted in a gun firing itself. Two people were shot. The gun is still on the run.
  • 05/27/2022, 3:49 a.m. A gun fired itself when a resident confronted individuals breaking into a vehicle. Several shots were fired at the resident. The gun has not been arrested.
  • 05/27/2022, 5:57 a.m. An employee retrieving a scrap metal dumpster discovered a gun inside being held by a man, and a disturbance resulted in the gun firing itself. The gun is still on the lam.
  • 05/27/2022 6:03 a.m. A man was found shot to death in a house by a gun that fired itself. No gun has yet been arrested for the crime.
  • 05/27/2022, 12:25 p.m. A disturbance led to a gun firing shots. The gun got away.
  • 05/27/2022, 5:45 p.m. A gun fired itself and sent a stray bullet into the body of a woman exiting a tent at a homeless camp. Police haven’t yet located and arrested the gun.
  • 05/27/2022, 6:04 p.m. A gun fired several shots. A victim walked him/herself to a hospital and was treated and released. The gun has not been arrested.
  • 05/27/2022, 10:49 p.m. A gun fired itself and hit a person during a robbery. The gun has not been taken into custody.
  • 05/28/2022, 12:20 a.m. A gun fired at another gun more than 20 times on the street. A woman sleeping in a nearby home was awakened when she was struck by a bullet. She was not seriously hurt by the gunshot. The gun remains at large.
  • 05/28/2022 1:06 a.m. A gun fired itself and seriously injured two people. The gun has not been arrested.

You’ve probably figured that the part about guns firing is tongue-in-cheek. However, that list of shootings was very real, and blaming guns is commonplace on the Left.

Portland is one of the most awake cities in the world. The leaders of the woke city dismantled both the police gun team (actually, all those guys quit) and defunded the entire department. This led to a flood of cops leaving. There has been an explosion of crime as a result. The mayor, an inept tool, who was the police commissioner at Antifa’s request, has now tried to re-open the cop shop.

The Left has a reputation for telling us that guns are the problem, not the people who use them. Joe Biden, a visiting senator from Texas, stated that 9mm ammunition should not be allowed in any firearm. Instead, he suggested that people should only have.22 caliber ammo for their handguns.

The president recounted a conversation with a doctor 20-25 years ago. He said that a.22-caliber bullet would lodge in the lung and could be removed. This may have been another “Oh, That’s just Joe” story in Biden Apocrypha. A 9mm bullet can blow the lung out of the person.

Stop laughing, guys at the range

A.22 caliber bullet, which is subsonic, is preferred by assassins. However, don’t let this stop, Joe Biden, from being a graceful stemwinder.

A mentally unstable dropout bought expensive guns and ammo through a job flipping burgers. He then walked onto school grounds where the gun started shooting while undefended children were in the crosshairs. The first victim of the gun was its murderer’s grandmother. She threatened to seize his phone.

Joe has nothing to share about the many people who were killed in gunfire at their homes in Baltimore, Chicago, and St. Louis.

It’s quite bizarre.