Our friendly neighborhood terror group has released a new propaganda video just in time for the holiday season. How heartwarming.
Hamas tells us in a minute-plus clip that it has some very powerful weapons and they are about to fire them.
— إذاعة الأقصى – عاجل (@Alaqsavoice_Brk) December 8, 2023
Translation: “Watch…the Qassam Brigades have been deployed…Tel Aviv burns…and Jerusalem is liberated.”
The tweet was posted on “Alaqsa Voice”, which appears to be a Hamas radio station’s account in Gaza City.
Although I am not an expert on weapons, reliable sources tell me that the pods in the video don’t look anything like what Hamas has. Is this next-level badassery or just a bunch of nonsense? Pali-wood is at its best?
The dramatic tarp retracting and the reveal of the rockets is a nice touch.
It is important to not make light of rocket launches that are taking place. A new barrage of rockets was launched on Tel Aviv, central Israel, and the surrounding area Friday evening.
A heavy barrage of rockets was just launched at Tel Aviv and central Israel. 🚨Sirens sounding RIGHT NOW🚨
— Israel Defense Forces (@IDF) December 8, 2023
This slick production leaves one wondering how those little miracle workers managed to create such an impressive promotional campaign despite severe fuel, food, and power shortages.
They must learn a lot of interesting things in university.
Advanced chemistry apparently. https://t.co/kw6JbT6wpZ
— The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (@TheMossadIL) December 8, 2023
Hamas’ charming spot is sure to warm your heart.