Why the Heck Did Amber Heard’s Legal Team Call Her Back to the Stand?


If you are trying to win a case, and your client is as bizarre, unbelievable, or downright crazy as Amber Heard, don’t put her on the stand any more than you have to. A good lawyer will rely on trustworthy witnesses and experts and limit their client’s involvement. This is basic trial knowledge. In the case of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, however, this is not the norm. Everything is upside-down and inside out. It’s a lot like Doctor Strange’s mirror dimension.

Heard’s lawyers instead of being safe put the Magic Mike XXL star, who is prone to extreme exaggeration, perjury, and self-deprecation, on the stand again right at the end of the defense’s time. This was to allow Camille Vasquez, the plaintiff’s lawyer, to wreck her. Heard was not pleased. It was a disaster for the defense.

To appreciate the whole cross-examination, you must see it all. Vasquez was a bulldog in this case and refused to allow Heard to tell lies. It is a sight to see. It will inspire thousands of girls to dream of becoming “a Camille” as a career. There is even merchandise. If the media lies and claims that this trial is about misogyny then remind them of Vasquez and all the millions of people cheering her on. You don’t see it every day that a small woman can take down a bat-winged dragon with evidence and facts. They want you to believe the media and their #MeToo comrades that Heard is lying in order to keep their power. But they have not presented any evidence.

Cross-examination revealed Heard used one photo as evidence to illustrate two instances of domestic violence on two different occasions. The crux of the case, which was whether Amber Heard deliberately wrote about Johnny Depp in the Washington Post and defame him in doing so, was exposed. During the cross, she admitted that she wrote it about him and intended to degrade his power. This is a remarkable admission. Heard also denied that Morgan Night, the Hicksville Trailor Palace owner, was present on the night she witnessed Depp screaming at her and saw Depp flinching in fear. Vasquez convinced her to tell the jury that she believes everyone lies except her. Even those who aren’t in any way connected to Depp, like a TMZ reporter and a hotel manager, a security professional at the airport, and four LAPD officers (and this is just the first I thought of, there are many more).

This video will show you the deceitfulness Vasquez has been fighting for the past six weeks. It’s an amazing cross. It’s the moment we have all been waiting for, and it’s amazing.

Vasquez should feel proud. She is a woman so skilled at her job, that people have started writing songs about her. You can also find it on iTunes. It was already downloaded by me. Imagine yourself being so great at your job, that strangers on the Internet write love songs about you. It feels good, man.